lost-moonlight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

LOOOOOOOOOL

(Source: metal-marble, via breakfast-with-satan)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via kingshe)